Well this is unexpected. After a highly suspenseful speech for the official unveiling of the global celebrity spokes person of Sexy Hair (from the description our money was on Katy Perry or Dita Von Teese), it turned out to be Marilyn Monroe. And not that she doesn’t embody the essence of Sexy Hair, but you know, she didn’t actually use the product considering it was decades after her passing that the brand even came into existence. And while it’s definitely weird she’s the new spokesperson, I’m willing to be imaginative enough that if she was actually still with us (and could speak for herself) this would be the brand on her vanity. After all, in the words of Marilyn herself,